What’s the soiree without panache!
All of us like to have an evening party at
home every weekend.
Whether its Saturday or Sunday let the fun run.
Is it a
bachelor bash or a family get together,
Who Cares?
Just call up some pals and get some fun.
Making them taste the new
food we just discovered last week or the new recipe just grabbed from the
secret tv show or for that matter just flaunting the new crockery, after all the lady just spent half of
the month’s salary on.
Four families turned up and the ball was fantastic.
Indeed grrrrrrrreat !
Mr. Smart and the lady slept with a heaven’s feel.
OOH Man!
“Shanta bai’s”
not gonna come tomorrow?
Mr. Smart
forgot to tell his lady.
The kitchen mess and specially the utensils!
Now Mr.
Smart is not at his office and here,
at home, definition of boss is undisputed.
“Self-Pity” is the only word Mr. Smart can think of, off his mind.
Now the day-dreaming starts.
“I would have
asked for a dishwasher from my father in law - but electricity bill??. Let’s
keep a “bai” 24/7 - Na not good idea- load on my salary??
Do I have urgent work
in the office today - getting killed
by the lady will keep it pending forever??
Can I ask herrrrrrrrrr…- gosh; I
need to eat every day??
I can do anything in this world - buh… let’s do it and calculate how much soap it consumes.
Mr. Smart Decided on something before the
lady could start the firing.
Mr.
Smart opens up.”Hey Honey! Do you know how much soap this “shanta bai” consumes
for these many utensils?
Anyway;
forget it!
I think I should take an off
today and let’s calculate the spent
on soap every month. You take a nap for a while and if Shanta
Bai comes just tell her it’s off for
her as well.”
Mr. Smart is actually smart you see.
Mr. Smart picks up the scrubber and thinks “is there any
dishwasher that operates without electricity expenses?”
While he dips the scrubber in the soap - “why don't we have in this world, a dishwasher that cleans without using any soap?”
Scrubbing the first plate - “Scrubbing this plate
might spoil its beauty. She spent
half of my salary on these plates.
I would have bought silverware for this money.
God give me a magic wand please”
Wake up
Mr. Smart: Why disturb god for
something which is made by man and is available in ecoghar.
Already have a dishwasher that operates
without electricity, cleans without
using any soap and doesn't need any “Shanta Bai”.
Now you can let the ball roll
every day.
All you have to do is to be smart enough to look around and get
one ecoghar for yourself
so you do not have to buy a memory pill. You
may ignore my word only if you are in love of your Shanta Bai.
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